I haven’t updated the things that black people do lately not because I am out of interesting things that black people do but more out of laziness. I guess it is kind of ironic that laziness keeps me from making fun of black people.
Black people are known for not having the best hair but they do earn bonus points for their effort to liven up their heads.
Some of us just think of hair as an accessory. Not a black person. A black persons hair is very similar to a white trash mans truck. They use it to tell you what they like.
I always listen to the guy that is willing to shave his political beliefs into his head.
It is not just about beliefs. It can just be something you kind of like.
You like Skittles? No way! I like Skittles. Thank god you advertised it in such an effective way.
How else is one to know that you like Kool Aid if you don’t properly display it on the back of your head?
This is actually pretty genius. You never know when there might be a natural disaster and you will be thankful that you have food in your hair. I wouldn’t personally do this because I don’t want to attract bugs to my head, and I don’t want hair in my food. But that is just me.
How do you keep people from messing with you while you are trying to buy your family healthy T.V dinners? If you are black all you have to do is let people know that you are not to be messed with. This is a sure fire way to let people know that you will not be taking any shit.
If you were lucky like myself and attended a predominately black school, you get to learn many interesting facts about black people. Like no black woman has real hair. Not only do they spend thousands of dollars on fake hair, they will even trade hair with other people. Like some sort of prison currency.
Every black girl has a weave and they get really angry if you insinuate at all that their hair is not really theirs. You by no means are ever allowed to touch it. They will stab you. However, weaves tend to fall out. Seriously, like all over the place.
You cant walk through any bad neighborhood without seeing random chunks of hair on street corners.
When they buy weaves they often buy blonde hair. I cant really blame them because everyone loves a blonde. However, they like tot tell you that they are naturally blonde, when come on, we all know they aren’t. I am not sure if this is a guy or girl but the hair looks totally natural.
I don’t know about you but I have to assume that this woman uses cum to make her hair stand up like this. The sad thing is, this is considered classy in the ghetto. Yeah, they don’t know what the word classy means. This is not an everyday hair style. This hair style should only be worn for special occasions. You know like going to court.
I cant even add commentary to this one because I honestly don’t know what the fuck this is. I have stared at this picture for hours and I cant figure it out.
A problem I always seem to have is I want to show people how wealthy I am but in a very subtle way. Some of the ghetto ways of showing how rich you are would be to drive a late 80′s Mercedes with 24 inch rims. Another way would be to wear a ridiculous amount of jewelry all at one time. If that doesn’t work, I suggest you put your money on display for everyone to see.
If you are on a budget, you can just use coins.
That’s a budget baller. The next step down from this is actually putting your food stamps in your hair.
Remember when the mohawk was the sign of punk bad asses?
Yeah, they ruined that one too.
Nothing is less punk rock then someone like Puff Daddy with a mohawk.
So in closing. Black people, I know how you feel. I too had a bad hair day before. However, I never did any of the dumb shit you do. We know your hair didn’t grow 14 inches and turn blonde over night. We know it is fake. And for the love of god, stop doing shit like this.
Nobody is taking a picture of your head because they like what you have done with your hair. They are taking pictures of you because you look like a fucking ass.